It should not come as a surprise that a book of little literary quality (and I use the word “literary” in the loosest sense) should top the New York Times Best Seller List, but it is irritating when one considers all of the excellent novels that don’t even come within hailing distance of the hot 100.
I haven’t read the complete novel, but I did read the first several pages. Basically, I read it as an agent and editor would if it showed up their slush piles (i.e., “hook me in the first few pages or I pass on it.”) The opening didn’t hook me because the prose was not polished, the dialogue was wooden, and the scene did not interest me enough to continue reading. I didn’t even get to the porn, which seems to be the primary reason sales of this book are challenging sales figures of such authors as Stephen King and J.K. Rowling, who actually are excellent writers.
Since I can’t speak to the content of Fifty Shades of Grey because I got bored, here’s a video of a an all-woman book club that did read the complete novel–apparently to the regret of some members in the group. The novel (and I use the word “novel” loosely) has already resulted in many parodies, one of which has been getting much press. Although I haven’t read Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, it certainly piques my interest more than the book at which it is poking fun.
“It’s very difficult to portray the brilliant aspects of this book without giving plot spoilers . . . It’s wonderfully written and the early parts of the book portray the small town atmosphere perfectly.”
Read the complete review at bookstackreviews.com
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
As young adult paranormal thriller/romances go, Red is page-turner. It tells the story of how love grows between Elodie and Sawyer. Neither of them knows the other is a werewolf when they first meet. Elodie, it turns out, is working with Sawyer’s father on a project to re-introduce the red wolf into Tennessee.
Sawyer’s dad also is a werewolf. His mother was shot while in wolf form–in Sawyer’s family, werewolves mate only with their own kind. Elodie’s father, who isn’t a werewolf, raised her after her mother supposedly killed herself when Elodie was three because of the curse on her family. Although Sawyer is a seasoned werewolf, Elodie, at age 17, is a late bloomer–she has yet to undergo a full transformation.
One night after working late, Elodie’s car breaks down. As she is walking home, a vehicle tries to run her down. Her assailant is a werewolf hunter who will not stop until she is dead. Elodie and Sawyer–who has appointed himself as Elodie’s unofficial protector–risk death as they search for a way to discover this hunter’s identity and stop him.
Red has everything a good story should have: twists and turns and surprises, characters we can identify with and cheer for, and a pace that makes us hunger for what is coming next. I highly recommend it.
Nick Sherry, Australia’s Minister for Small Business, said he believes that within five years online shopping will effectively kill general bookstores, and only specialty bookstores in major cities will remain. This prediction upset lots of people, especially since the Minister made the statement at an event that was designed to encourage small businesses to expand their online footprints.
As you may know, I predicted in an earlier post that ebooks eventually would phase out paper books. But the Minister is not suggesting that people will stop buying paper books; he’s saying they’ll buy their books online.
I think five years is pushing it, whether for phasing out paper books or bookstores. Although people are buying more and more merchandise online, changes this radical happen slowly. I’d give it 50 to 100 years. The younger generation, those youthful whippersnappers who grew up using computers (like my son, Sean, who was computer savvy before he entered kindergarten) will drive this change. Five years seems awful quick. Fifty to 100 years will give society the time it needs to adjust.
For more about reaction to the Minister’s announcement, read the Sydney Morning Herald article.
I am a fan of the original Twilight Zone series, hosted by Rod Serling, who also wrote a staggering number of episodes. Because of my love for the show, I tend to write a story now and then of the TZ type. This isn’t intentional; it’s just how my mind works. Apparently, it’s fairly noticeable that “Elevator” belongs in that class. After my number one Beta Reader, my wife Cheryl, finished it, she observed: “This is like a Twilight Zone episode.” So I dedicate this story to every fan of Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone.
“Elevator” can be downloaded for $0.99 wherever e-books are sold. Check my Books page for links.
This is in response to a blog post in which Laura L. Cooper suggested that the popularity of ebooks will plateau within a few years and that ebooks will never replace physical books.
I’ve already seen a response or two to that post, one person comparing ebooks to automobiles; no one ever thought cars would catch on, either. I agree with that assessment.
One certain thing is change. Technology will change, culture with change, people will change.
I started writing on a Remington portable typewriter. When I was in high school, the school had a computer. A computer. It was kept in a room in the office. We were taken down in groups to look at it.
At that time, who could have predicted how computers would permeate our society?
Who could have predicted that automobiles would replace horses and carriages?
Who could have predicted that big-box stores would replace neighborhood groceries, dry goods, and hardware stores?
Ebooks are not a passing fad. They have many advantages over physical books:
People today (and this will be even more true in the future) are pressed for time, they are mobile, they like to do all their shopping in one place, and they are impatient – they want something, and they want it now. This is why the big-box stores like Wal-Mart and ShopKo have become such fixtures in our society. This is why computer technology is an integral part of our lives. This is why we drive cars instead hitching horses to buggies.
For now, many people prefer physical books; printed books still account for 80% or more of book sales. At one time you could make a similar statement about the horse and buggy in relation to that upstart, the automobile.
Today, physical books are the choice of the majority of readers. But let’s revisit this question in 100 years.
Ebooks are not a passing fad. The popularity of ebooks will not plateau.
Ebooks represent the next stage in the evolution of publishing.
For those of you who prefer to curl up with a good book rather than a cold, emotionless digital reading device, my novel In Human Form is now available as a trade paperback for $14.95. The ebook, however, is regularly priced at $2.99 (but is specially priced at $.99 through May 31, 2011; enter coupon code BN99Y). The excellent cover for In Human Form, like the excellent and creepy cover for The Moaning Rocks, was designed by Joleene Naylor, who also has written several novels.
This is In Human Form in a nutshell:
Wendy Konicka survives a mysterious fire that destroys her home and kills her father. When she awakens three days later, her memory is gone. She doesn’t even remember that she is an android and that the man known in the community as her father was her creator. And the few around her who have learned her secret keep it from her, misleading her to think she is human – which puts Wendy and the people she has grown close to in danger from ruthless conspiracy theorist Earl Vaughn.
For those of you who prefer a physical book, rather than digital, The Moaning Rocks and other stories is now available as a trade paperback. At $12.95 it’s a bit more expensive than the eBook because a paper book has significant manufacturing expenses compared to a digital book, which doesn’t. Remember, the eBook is still at a special introductory price of $0.99 until May 31, 2011, at which time it will revert to its regular price of $2.99. To get the special price enter coupon code SH37D.
The Moaning Rocks and other stories contains 13 short stories and 1 novelette ranging from the commonplace to the bizarre. This collection showcases a wide range of my storytelling including contemporary, science fiction, and horror. Following each story is the my commentary on how it came to be written.
From the back cover of the paperback edition:
…and 10 other stories.
Some of the stories have been previously published, and others appear for the first time in this collection.
As little as a decade ago self-publishing was a stigma. The industry and the public viewed it as something one did out of desperation, when one could not get one’s books published by traditional means.
In the past few years, particularly with the growing popularity of e-books, that has been changing. And now thriller writer Barry Eisler, author of the popular John Rain novels, has given self-publishing a tremendous boost. Eisler turned down Minotaur’s $500,000 offer for two books and plans to self-publish his next novel as an e-book because, he said, he believes in the long run self-publishing will be more financially lucrative.
In a conversation with self-publishing guru Joe Konrath, Eisler talks about his reasons for his decision. It’s a lengthy conversation but well worth the time for anyone who is considering self-publishing.
Last November I was caught up in the e-book movement. After reviewing information about several e-readers, I decided that Barnes & Noble’s Nook was what I was looking for. So I ordered one.
There apparently had been a run on Nooks. They were backlogged, and mine was estimated to ship shortly after the first of the year.
Then I started seeing bad things about the Nook, sinister things. That the
Nook took three seconds to turn a page, slower than its major competitors. That it was necessary to call Support to get the Nook to work at all, and it took hours to be connected to someone in Support.
I began to wonder what I had done. The Kindle was looking pretty good to me by then.
But my fears turned out to be paper dragons. When the package came, I hurriedly opened it. I pushed the button, and my Nook turned on. Every feature worked as it was supposed to work — Library, Shopping, Settings, everything. It does take three seconds to turn the page, as one reviewer complained, but it would take me that long to turn the page of a paper book anyway. And on occasion — not often — it freezes up, but I shut it down and restart it, and that solves the problem.
I’m not minimizing the negative reviews. I’m sure everyone who had bad experiences was quite irritated by them. The complaint about contacting Support especially makes me shudder. There are a few things I find more fun than calling Support, like sticking a red hot needle in my eye.
But I have a theory: the earliest Nooks, like the earliest of much new technology, may have malfunctioned more often. And most of the reviews I saw were by folks who had gotten the earliest models, at least earlier than mine. I hope by now Barnes & Noble has gotten the bugs worked out of the device. I’ve read several books on my Nook, and reading them has been a good experience.
Barnes & Noble is not paying me to give their Nook a good review, nor is the company compensating me in any other way; like everyone else, I paid retail for my Nook. But I was concerned that I was seeing only negative reviews, so I decided to insert a positive one into the mix.
What have been your experiences with e-readers, good or bad? I want to know.